Overheard at the Poker Table

Here are a few funny things I've heard (or said) at the poker table recently.

Woman in casino (yells):  "Woooooo!"
Woman at poker table:  "She must be fat.  Fat chicks need attention."
(Even thought her back was turned, she was right about the woman being quite large.)

Same woman at the poker table gets up to leave:
Man: "Where are you going?"
Woman at poker table: "Wherever the f**k I want to go."
Me: "She's going to make someone a very lucky man."

European Man:  "I am not very good at sex."

Man at poker table: "Have a good trip back to France."
Japanese man at poker table: "I'm from Tokyo."

Australian man (sitting between a man from Israel and man from Palestine during a raised pot): "I'm caught between Israel and Ramallah.  I better get the hell out of the way."
(True story: I sat at a table with guys from Israel, Palestine, and Dubai.  None of them knew each other and when they were done playing poker, they went to the club together.)

Dealer: "You definitely want to have a seat in here on Halloween night."
Me: "I bet it's quite a show."
Dealer: "People just wear their underwear around and call it their Halloween costume."
Me" "Isn't it a little cold for that?"
Dealer: "Nope.  They say it's the only night the prostitutes all stay home, because nobody can tell the difference."
Me: "That's good to know, thanks."

I have 5 6 and the flop is 4 7 8.  I bet $12 (pot-size bet) and get three callers.  Turn is Q.  I over-bet the pot (about $75 into $56).  There is a comment or two about my bet as everybody folds.
Me:  "Anyone want to guess what I have?"
Guy next to me: "Straight?"
Me (as I flip over my cards): "Get off my lawn."

Oldie but goodie (from a few years ago):
Man who busted out at Bellagio: "There goes my hooker money."